iPhone Game Addiction Responsible for Huge Unemployment Rates
Thursday, August 6th, 2009
In today’s world of electronics, gadgets, and TV, it’s no wonder that unemployment is so high. You may be thinking that this statement is completely false and has no real bearing on unemployment (you’re probably right) but, hear me out.
The iPhone is quickly becoming one of the main attraction to people wanting to waste time playing games. There are tons of games (tower defense, strategy, and more), applications, and useless apps available. It’s no wonder so many people find themselves attached to the small screen.
The brand new game Warp Defense is being released and it’s not a great thing. Many of these so called “fun” games and “useful” apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you’ll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It’s so attracting … a cute game, a useful app, but that’s where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they see that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it’s actually true (unverified)…
It becomes clear that due to this strange phenomenon, the user becomes excessively late for work and ultimately, loses their job. Sure this doesn’t really affect the masses with just a few iPhone users but due to the 20 million (and growing) user base, this is having a major impact on society and unemployment rates.
This problem is only made worse when the user tries to get employment to replace the old. Missing interviews, playing games in their laps during interviews, adding “professional iPhone game player” to their resumes, it’s absolutely horrifying.
There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We’re not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game “Warp Defense” has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).
Sure the game itself is a sweet “Tower Defense” game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don’t purchase into the addicting and so called “entertaining” game ever to be played on a mobile device.
The game Warp Defense will hit the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.
